Chicken Jokes
Below you can find some of our favourite Chicken Jokes, think you can do better? Let us know on social media & see your joke featured below!
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What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier?You can’t dip a fireman in a boiled egg!
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What do you call a chicken who plays snooker?Stephen Hen-drie!
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?She wanted to stretch her legs!
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?She was afraid someone would Caesar!
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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?Because he didn’t have enough guts!
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Why did the rooster file for divorce? He was tired of being hen-pecked!
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How did the egg get up the mountain?It scrambled up!


